Siphon Draw trail to Flat Iron, Superstition Mountains
So, we decided to hike to the top of a mountain. It had been looming over us for days, looking down at us from our campsite, and Jo had been chomping at the bit to get going. See that flat looking knob in the middle of Superstition Mountains? That’s the Flat Iron. It stands 2,821 feet over 2.5 miles at a 45 degree angle; and The Phoenix New Times voted it the Best Badass Hike in the area.
We told the folks we’d be back in six hours.
Honestly, we had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. But we set off, bushy tailed and gung-ho.
About an hour into the hike we arrived at the basin of Siphon Draw. Flat Iron peaks over the ridge in front of us. We still had 1,800 feet to go, straight up.
I started to get into a rhythm, lunging up the boulders and crevices, hand, hand, foot, foot. The scenery was breathtaking. We had been told that it was a scramble near the top, that one has to watch out for falling rocks and loose gravel. Knowing this, I started up a route to the right, carefully testing rocks, then hoisting myself up, up, up. It was frightening. Rocks and gravel fell in my wake, and Mikey had to wait until I climbed a ways in order to follow. We thought that the trail must fork, allowing one section to go directly up and one to curve around through the gorge. Jo hollered, “I think I found the trail! I’m taking this one.” We yelled back, “OK! Meet you at the top!”
I had a shred of hope, thinking that this meant we would meet at the top and I wouldn’t have to go down this same way. It terrified me to think about going down this same way. In retrospect, I must have been too in-the-zone, too tired to fully assess what I was doing. I was going the wrong way. Mikey followed, reluctantly. We reached a spot where bushes overtook the gravely wash, and Mikey wanted to go no further. I protested, thinking, just a little further, please. . . But the realization soon came to me. We could go no further. We had to go down.
Mikey took off, holding one foot out in front of him and sliding down on his butt. He looked up at me. “I can’t go.” I stammered. I could feel the tears coming. I was absolutely petrified.
It took some time, but with some gentle coaxing he eventually got me to move.
We duck-walked and crab-walked our way down, until the muscles in my quads were wriggling like fish. Mikey duct taped his hands, and I put my gloves on. “I can see the trail!” he’d call, “I can see people!”
Later he would tell me it was all a lie to keep me moving. Brilliant.
We finally reached the trail, an hour lost. There was nothing to do but continue on.
It wasn’t long after that we headed in the wrong direction, yet again. A European guy yelled at us, angrily, “Wrong way!” tapping his stick on a blue chalk circle on a rock. We were supposed to follow the blue chalk circles on the rocks. Idiots.
Near the top there was one last free-climb, less that twenty feet high, with a knotted rope tied to a tree. Unwilling to wait for the group of people coming down, I climbed up the left side, and froze halfway yet again. A young kid told me where to put my hands and feet. With one last push I had made it, I was reborn, I was at the TOP.
The 360 views were grandiose; so unbelievable, as if we could see the surface of the earth.
We were minor celebrities up there—Jo had shown our picture to just about everyone, wondering if anyone has seen us, wondering if we were lost. “Hey! You made it!” they’d say, one after another, as we staggered by.
On the way back, our legs were unsteady and untrustworthy. My method was to keep going—the more I stopped the more my legs refused to continue. I started to laugh uncontrollably. It felt as if someone put laughing gas directly into my legs, and the feeling made me tear up with laughter. I was so tired.
We made it back in six and a half hours.
The next day, Jo was already planning another trip up. He loves that kind of thing, he eats it up.
I’d need the next three days to fully recover.
Up next—stories of the Swedberg Family Christmas (:










































































































